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Max: And so it is truly written by the bird of paradise, that he who comes to his own end . . . How does that one go, 99?
99 whispers in his ear.
Max: 99!  Don't tell me it goes like that!
99 whispers in his ear again.
Max (aghast): I asked you not to tell me it goes like that!

"Dr Yes"  #69  (1967)





"Operation Baby Buggy Switch."  One of the dumber ideas Control ever came up with.
Some secret . . . everyone was watching.
  The choreography however (done by Don's then wife Dorothy), was great.    

"Ironhand"  #114   (1969)





The Passaic Electric & Power Company wants $400 in repairs for the damage Max
did to the underground power lines while being held prisoner at
Camp Gitchee Goommee Noonee Wa-Wa, a KAOS P.O.W. camp . . . .
99:  Max, what are you going to do?
Max:  I'm not gonna pay it, that's what.
99:  Can't they make some sort of trouble?
Max:  What kind of trouble?  We live in Washington, they're in New Jersey
99:  But aren't all those companies affiliated?
Darkness covers the room.
Max:  I'll send them a check in the morning.

"The Not So Great Escape"  Part 2  #112  (1969)





Max has defeated The Blaster, saved 99 and the Internal Revenue Service.
Max:  Relax, Gang.  It's the third whistle that sets off the bomb.
Max counts with his fingers . . . a loud explosion is heard in the distance.
Max:  Well, Chief, you better call Maclutsky . . .

"The Only Way To Die"  #32  (1966)





Max and 99 are preparing to go ashore to destroy a Kaos computer.
99:  Max, we may not get out of this one alive.   Isn't there something you'd like to say?
Max:  Yes, 99.  As long as I have to go on a suicide mission, I'm glad it's with you . . .

"Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Three Spies In A Sub"    #40  (1966)





Max and The Chief are stuck under the infamous Cone Of Silence.
  As Max gets out, a magenta alert sounds.  99 tells him a nuclear power plant in the Mid-West has gone wild.
  They rush to the lab, leaving the Chief screaming and pounding on the glass.
  Max (stopping suddenly):  I'm forgetting something.
99: What?
Max:  I don't know, I guess it's not important . . .
This is one of the few times the Cone actually works.

"The Whole Tooth And . . ."  #43  (1966)





Max and 99 are trying to decide how to cross a rickety bridge. 
Max: Well, I think we should to go across together.
99:  Why?
Max: Well, if we fall, we'll have someone to talk to on the way down . . .

"Island Of The Darned"  #44  (1966)





Max and 99 decode one of Agent 44's messages (Up on deck now)

"Ship Of Spies"  Part 2  #28   (1966)





99:  Oh, Max . . . What a terrible weapon of destruction . . .

"Appointment In The Sahara"  #56  (1967)





99 is wondering why Fritz and Greta Braun don't have any children.  Max tells her to please quit questioning the biography.
99 comes over and puts her arm around Max.
99:  Fritz, Mein Fritz . . . Liebchen . . .
Max:  What are you doing??
99:  Well, it says here that Greta absolutely adored her husband.
Max:  And it says here that Braun thought nothing but his work 24 hours a day.
99 (nodding in understanding):  No wonder we don't have any children . . .

"Pussycats Galore"  #57  (1967)





Max and 99 groovin' to the Groovy Guru and The Sacred Cows.

"The Groovy Guru"  #75  (1967)





Ann Ferris has just saved Max and 99's life . . . or has she?
Max:  It was very clever how she disguised herself as her Mother again.
99:  But, Max . . . She never left his side the whole time you were fighting Mondabello.
Max:  She didn't?
99 (softly, shaking her head):  No.
Max:  Then who . . .?
They look around, thinking the same thing.  They eyeball each other, then shake their heads.

"The Spirit Is Willing"  #64  (1967)







While 99 shoots it out with Kaos, Max talks to the Chief on his shoe.
99 (screaming):  Max!  Look out!!!
Max nonchalantly shoots the Kaos agent, then continues his conversation with the Chief.

"Maxwell Smart, Private Spy"  #65   (1967)







Ahmad:  How did it come to be that we found you lost and dying in the desert?
99:  Uhhh . . . We're on our honeymoon.
Ahmad:  In the middle of the Sahara?
Max:  Well . . . My wife just happens to be crazy about the beach.

"Appointment in The Sahara"  #56  (1966)





Max and 99 are having a fun day at an amusement park, until they uncover a Kaos plot and have to run for their lives.
99:  Max . . . why don't we hide in there?
Max:  Are you kidding?  There're gollywoggles in there!!

"The Wax Max"  #80  (1968)







Max and 99 (and Seigfried and Starker) have been captured by Albert J. (the "p" is silent) Pfister.
Phister:  It's the only record it the world that plays one hour of golden silence.
Max:  Well, it certainly is a catchy little tune.   Could we hear the flip side?

"Spy, Spy Birdie"  #82  (1968)





Max and 99, searching for Kubacheck (head of ACB - The Third Spy Network) in Constantinople (Istanbul), Turkey.

"Die Spy"  #86  (1968)





Max, preparing to fly off after Seigfried.
Max:  Until we meet again, 99 . . .

"Snoopy Smart vs The Red Baron"  #88   (1968)





Max gives 99 her engagement ring.  Well, sort of . . .

"Diamonds Are A Spy's Best Friend"  #91   (1968)

(I had to get this very quickly after the intro.  The scene is very hard to see because of the credits.)





Max and 99 find the Morris Diamond in a bowling ball.

"Diamonds Are A Spy's Best Friend"  #91   (1968)





The Smarts coffee pot "mysteriously" disappears . . .

"The Lazer Blazer"  #96  (1968)





After giving the Morris Diamond to the Chief, Max takes 99 shopping for her engagement ring . . .
Max:  See anything you like?
99:  No, not yet . . .

"Diamonds Are A Spy's Best Friend"  #91   (1968)







99 searches Shandar the Magician

"Closely Watched Planes"  #89  (1968)





Max expresses concern over 99's aching back, and leaving her when she's so close to giving birth.

"Smart Fell On Alabama"  #118  (1969)





The infamous closet with the "Self-locking Door"

And Baby Makes Four Part 2   #120  (1969)





Garish Garments.

(L) Max in "Pheasant Under Glass"  #113   (1969)    (R) 99 in "Operation Ridiculous"  #81  (1968) 





The Chief sings "Rock-a-Bye Baby" to President's Johnson's grandson on the steer horn phone.

"The Hot Line"   #84  (1968)



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