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Because it's my favorite episode . . .
"The Impossible
Mission" #87 (1968)


Max and 99 are visiting their newborn twins.
99: Aren't they beautiful, Max? . . . I'm
worried about you, though, Max.
Max: You mean Big Ed?
99: Yes. Why don't you do what the Chief says and
go away for a few days?
Max: Well, I'm not going to leave you and the
babies alone, 99. Besides, Big Ed will be caught
within the next few hours and all I have to do is lay low in a place he can't find
me.
99: Where?
Max: Rome.
99: Oh, Max . . .
"Physician Impossible" #121 (1969)


Max, 99 and the Chief are being held captive on a Kaos
island, armed with a huge magnet to drag in
the Sixth Fleet. Seigfried has given them a demonstration.
Seigfried: By simply reversing the polarity, I'm no
longer attracting, I'm repelling.
99: You certainly are!
Seigfried: Watch it, Cookie . . .
"Schwartz's Island" #99 (1968)

"Smartacus" #134 (1970) "Gladiator"
Dreamworks (2000)
Max
Maximus


Max: We don't have a picture of the three of us together
"I Am Curiously Yellow" #138 (1970)


"Max's
Fireplace"
"I'm Only Human" #23
(1965)
"Hooray For Hollywood" #101 (1968)


Max: I don't care where
it goes, as long as it's NOT back to Zharko's Lab!
"Shock It To Me"
#108 (1969)


99: "One
more time!!"
"Shock It To Me"
#108 (1969)


"The Old Double Eye Roll Trick"
99 rolls her eyes at Max . . . Max rolls his eyes at himself.
"And Baby Makes Four"
Part 1 #119
(1969)


"The Smarts and Pie"
"Moonlighting Becomes
You" #128 (1970)


Max: Take it easy, 99
. . . I'm not gonna have my son born in a closet.
99: Especially one
with a self-locking door!
"And Baby Makes Four"
Part 2 #120 (1969)


Max: 99 . . . They're
beautiful!!
"And Baby Makes Four" Part 2 #120 (1969)


Max: Shhh . . . Be
very quiet, 99.
"Our Man In Toyland" #2 (1965)


Max shows 99 how to escape The Craw ("Not the Craw
. . . The Craw!!")
"Diplomat's Daughter" #5 (1965)


"No . . . I'm saying I love you too, Max."
"You do?"
"I always have."
"The Impossible Mission" #87 (1968)


Max: NO!!!
"My Nephew The Spy"
#12 (1965)
(I don't blame 99 for being angry. Her dress and
romantic evening with Max was ruined - and she had to clean his apartment.)


99 (yelling): HEY,
MAX! LOOK AT THIS!!
Max: Shhhh . . . 99.
BONG!!!!!
"Dr Yes" #69 (1967)


Max and 99 demonstrate how to escape Kaos (Well . . .
they thought they were Kaos agents)
"Double Agent"
#15 (1965)


99: Never mind, Max,
we don't have a car to put it in anymore . . .
"Ironhand" #114
(1969)


99 demonstrates the proper method for shattering
Shtarker's glass jaw.
"Spy, Spy Birdie" #82 (1968)


Max: HEY!! I
thought you said this was a shield!
Herbert Gaffer: It is. But I just remembered, not
against bullets.
"Dear Diary" #22 (1965)


Seigfried has captured Max and 99.
Seigfried: Then I'm going to throw you in front of the
spinning propeller blades. This is the last time we meet, Schmart!
Max: You mean you're not coming to the wedding??
"Snoopy Smart vs The Red Baron" #88
(1968)


The Chief's Voice (from the doll):
In five seconds, this doll will wet.
Max: What?
99: Not 'what', Max, 'wet.'
"IronHand" #114 (1969)


Fang is on assignment and in trouble. The Chief
has ordered no rescue attempts. Max insists on going.
99: No, Max, you can't.
Max (angrily): Why not?
99: Not without me.
"I'm Only Human" #23 (1966)

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